your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I stole a fireplace last night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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