is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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