distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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