Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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