Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
