i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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