pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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