All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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