If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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