There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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