I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
