What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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