found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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