Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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