I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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