yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm at about main and main street
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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