Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
