yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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