I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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