i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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