5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
