I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
They took my balls.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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