i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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