Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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