When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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