Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You pole danced in your parka.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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