It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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