Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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