I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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