she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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