Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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