Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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