Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
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