Just mADE A PArabola og urine
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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