You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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