Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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