awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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