Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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