I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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