People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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