I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
