Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I puked a lego.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
