this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My vagina just clenched in fear
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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