'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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