Duck Duck Cougar?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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