You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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