You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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