feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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