he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
