So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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