put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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