38 yer olds are good kisserssss
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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