just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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