We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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