I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
its not stalking. its research.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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